"wow"
Lionel Rey, French 120, when he can't undersatnd English
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"The zeroth law of thermodynamics only works for gases and NOT for people. So, if Bob loves Jane and Dick also loves Jane, it DOES NOT mean Bob loves Dick. That is just plain wrong and might get me into trouble for saying that.."
Prof Mcgowan, MIE 230 - Thermodynamics
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"I hate the Yankees. They're assholes! That WILL be on the final exam. What team is entirely comprised of assholes!!!"
- Stephen Olbrys, COMM 297C
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Professor Espada: I apologize that there are no accurate clocks on this campus.
Student: That's ok, I go to Hampshire.
Professor Espada: Oh, well you use an hour glass anyway.
-Professor Jolt, History 101: History of The Daily Jolt
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"In college my friends and I used to have this contest where we would take NyQuil and then see who could make it through the day without crashing"
- Professor Blackstone, Drugs and Society
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"If I had known that was what guys talked about when I was an undergraduate...well, that's another story."
--Prof. Dominica Borg (Theater 100) after two male students improvised a conversation about picking up girls at a party
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"Now this is where the processor gets a liiiiiiittle schizophrenic..."
Prof. Bill Verts (CompSci 201), on representing positive and negative numbers in binary
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"What's with the fist pumping?"
-Alec Wild, Theater 342: Acting .. in reference to a lesbian scene.
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"Curious George is only happy when he's high!"
-Professor Moebeious, Complit 234, Children's Lit, explaing George propensity to climb trees and steal balloons.
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"...arguably the coolest animal ever, even better than Anna Nicole Smith!"
-Professor Richmond discussing the worlds largest salamander in herpetology
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$$$ for College