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Guess who's back? Shady's back
Eminem, who spoke at the induction of rappers Run-DMC at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland last month, has a new album, ''Relapse,'' scheduled for release May 19. (Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)Whether you loved him or hated him, there was a time when just about everyone had an opinion about Eminem. To a portion of the pop music audience he was a sometimes incisive, sometimes sophomoric provocateur able to channel his senses of humor and rage into stunning rhymes. To others he was a politically incorrect fount of anger and hate who, no matter how clever, didn't deserve a spotlight.
In truth, for fans like me he was both: a complicated artist and person, which was what made him so fascinating. He could induce tears with poignant visions of a dysfunctional childhood, elicit snickers for silly potty humor, and raise goose bumps with murderous images in the space of a few songs.
But in the five years since the man born Marshall Mathers re leased his album "Encore," the Grammy and Academy Award-winning Detroit rapper has almost completely fallen off the pop culture radar. Is it possible that the polarizing hip-hop star waited too long to reemerge? That a country fragmented by politics, crisis, and technology can no longer rally around one controversial figure? With buzz for his fifth album, "Relapse," due out May 19, on simmer instead of high, could it be that Eminem is over?
Commercial response to the album's advance singles show that fans are still curious.
In February "Crack a Bottle," featuring mentor Dr. Dre and protégé 50 Cent, set a record for first week digital sales, zooming from 78 to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart in just one week. Last week the second single, "We Made You," debuted at No. 9 with a bullet.
The numbers don't tell the whole tale, however, since the tunes themselves have been subpar. "Bottle" was shockingly plodding given that it was supposed to be a party starter, with the trio tiredly rhyming about chicks, cars, and champagne. Even among Eminem's most inane rhymes, "Crack a bottle/ let your body waddle/don't act like a snobby model/ you just hit the lotto" ranks low.
"We Made You" is scarcely an improvement, with an equally sluggish beat, herky-jerky rhyme scheme, and dated potshots at celebrities like Jessica Simpson, Sarah Palin, and Kim Kardashian. The single commits the cardinal sin: It's boring. (Eminem is actually much funnier in off-the-cuff exchanges in MTV's behind-the-scenes special about the making of the video.)
A third track, the much darker "3 a.m.", was recently leaked on the Web. Again, it shows the rapper addicted to narcotized beats and limp grooves. He used to be able to turn a slow tempo into a positive on hits like "My Name Is," but now he just lacks oomph. It features yet another shout-out to Kardashian's posterior and some very un-Disney-like thoughts about "Hannah Montana." (Plus the chorus repeats the redundant phrase "3 a.m. in the morning," a pet peeve of mine.) While the horror story of a pill-popping (been there) murderer (done that) boasts a few chilling images and biting lyrical interludes, it's mostly DOA.Continued...
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The "Craigslist Killer" a BU student...??
By Jonathan Saltzman and Maria Cramer, Globe Staff
Boston police arrested a Boston University medical student yesterday in the slaying of a New York woman at a luxury Back Bay hotel last week and an earlier attack on another woman. Both victims had advertised personal services on Craigslist.
After an intensive manhunt along the Eastern Seaboard, Philip Markoff, 22, of Quincy, was stopped by police around 4 p.m. while driving south on Interstate 95 in Walpole, Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis said at a press conference last night at police headquarters.
The second-year medical student was charged with fatally shooting 26-year-old Julissa Brisman April 14 at the Marriott Copley Hotel and with the armed robbery and kidnapping of a prostitute who was tied up at the Westin Copley in the Back Bay on April 10.
Brisman had advertised her masseuse service on Craigslist; the second victim was a prostitute who advertised through the online classified website.
"We are very, very happy to have this man off the streets in a timely way," Davis said.
This morning Markoff's fiancée, Megan McAllister, defended him in an e-mail she sent to ABC News, according to Good Morning America's website.
"Unfortunately you were given wrong information as was the public," McAllister wrote in the e-mail "All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly! A police officer in Boston (or many) is trying to make big bucks by selling this false story to the TV stations. What else is new?? Philip is an intelligent man who is just trying to live his life so if you could leave us alone we would greatly appreciate it. We expect to marry in August and share a wonderful, meaningful life together."
Markoff's arrest was made in two crimes whose brazen nature and swanky locale shocked Boston residents, drew national attention, and exposed the seamy world of prostitution fostered by the anonymity of the Internet. Police in Warwick, R.I., would not comment last night on whether Markoff is a suspect in a similar attack that occurred in a hotel there Thursday.
Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley called Markoff "a predator" who may have attacked other women he met through similar Craigslist ads.
"There may be other victims out there with a similar MO, a Craigslist MO, and if there are, we want to help you," Conley said at the news conference.
Authorities arrested Markoff following what Davis called a round-the-clock investigation that relied on forensic evidence including fingerprints, electronic evidence, and photographs of the suspect taken by hotel surveillance cameras.
Federal and state investigators and police from Massachusetts and Rhode Island "followed high-tech leads and used old-fashioned shoe leather," Conley said.
Ellen Berlin, chief spokeswoman for the Boston University School of Medicine, said Markoff has been suspended because of the criminal charges.
He is one of more than 600 medical students on the school's South End campus and was featured grinning broadly in a 2007 Globe photograph as he showed off his white medical coat with other students at the school's annual White Coat Day ceremony.
One medical school colleague recalled meeting Markoff at orientation and studying anatomy with him. She said, "He seemed like a nice guy, and he was a helpful, smart kid."
Markoff is engaged to be married and attended the State University of New York at Albany before entering medical school, according to two law enforcement officials.
According to a wedding website, he was engaged to Megan McAllister, whom he met at SUNY in Albany, when she was a senior and he was a sophomore.
McAllister could not be reached for comment last night. A dark Chevy Trailblazer registered to James McAllister of New Jersey was towed into the police station last night. It was unclear whether the vehicle was connected to Markoff's arrest.
A man who identified himself only as Gary, Markoff's former stepfather, said he was shocked by the arrest.
"He's a great kid," said Gary, who is divorced from Markoff's mother. "I can't believe what's going on. . . . He's a very bright, intelligent, articulate guy. I just keep thinking there must be some mistake."
Davis declined to say whether police have recovered the gun used to kill Brisman but police executed a search warrant last night at Markoff's apartment, in a high-rise luxury tower on Highpoint Circle in Quincy. Markoff is scheduled to be arraigned in Boston Municipal Court this morning.
Police say he tied up and robbed a prostitute at gunpoint at the Westin Copley in the Back Bay on April 10 and shot Brisman several times in the torso after a struggle in the doorway of her room on the 20th floor of the Marriott Copley on April 14.
On Thursday, a gunman tied up and robbed a Las Vegas prostitute at the Warwick Holiday Inn Express & Suites in Rhode Island, police said. Davis said Warwick police are continuing to investigate.
The two prostitutes robbed in Boston and Warwick have not been identified.
Friends of Brisman, a troubled young model and aspiring actress who had battled alcohol abuse, welcomed news of the arrest.
"That sounds great," Jeramie Gray, 26, of New York said with a sigh.
Asked if he was relieved, he said, "Yes and no. You can't bring back a friend, but it's better that he doesn't do it to anyone else."
Emily Claire, a 30-year-old makeup artist who worked with Brisman on a photography shoot in New York, said she was thrilled. "I'm really excited that he's not out there terrorizing anyone else," she said.
Earlier yesterday, Warwick police released four grainy, black-and-white photographs of the man they believe was responsible for the Warwick attack. The victim had advertised private lap dances on Craigslist.
The man, who was wearing a jacket over an untucked shirt in the hotel surveillance photographs taken Thursday, resembled the suspect shown in pictures taken at the Marriott Copley and at the Westin Copley.
The series of photographs from the Warwick hotel are blurry, making it hard to say whether it is the same man, but Boston police investigators believe it is.
The 26-year-old victim of the Warwick attack told investigators that a clean-cut, 6-foot-tall blond man tied her up with plastic cord.
Brandishing a handgun, he demanded cash and spotted a laptop computer he wanted, Warwick Police Chief Stephen M. McCartney said.
When the assailant began rummaging through the woman's belongings, her husband entered the third-story room, McCartney said. The attacker pointed the gun at him and backed out the door.
Courtesy of boston.com
The "Sicily" Class
Blog entry and photos by: Katherine Neubert (http://umasslife.wordpress.com/)

Journalism 391R: Travel Writing and Photojournalism (aka “the Sicily class”) is by far, hands down, no doubt about it the best class I’ve ever taken at UMass. For starters, it gets you out of the class room and into real life⦠Sicily, to be exact.
You can only take this class during the spring semesters because it takes you to Sicily over Spring Break. Yes, there is actual class before and after you travel to Sicily. The class meets every Tuesday and Thursday from 6p.m. to 8p.m., and there is an application and essay you need to complete and submit sometime in early Fall to get into the class.
So now you think you’re automatically turned off because its a late two hour class that prevents you from flying to Cancun and doing the exact same thing you do here every weekend, except on a beach for a week. Think again. I promise it’s worth it.
The first few weeks of the class prepare you for what you’re about to do in Sicily. They teach you how to write vignettes and how to work your super sexy Digital SLR that you need, if you’re a photographer. Oh, right - the class is split into two groups - half writers, half photographers. There are about 16 spots available in the class altogether. The photographers have to do a little writing as well. After all, this is still a journalism course.

Then, before you know it, Spring Break arrives and you’re on a four-hour bus ride to JFK International Airport in New York City, flying to Italy. Insane, right? Not really. This trip could not be anymore organized and thought out. It was almost seamless, in my eyes at least. Now for some introductions.
Meet Rick Newton and Karen Skolfield. As soon as you walk in to class, you can instantly tell they are BFFs (best friends forever), which is no surprise since they’ve been doing this together for almost 10 years.
Rick is the photo teacher, which is kind of hard to miss since he is always promoting Macs over PCs and will never stop whining about something called a Godzilla Pod, or a Guerilla Pod?
Then there is Karen. She is the writing teacher who really shakes your writing into shape (in a very good way), and also has a deep love for donkeys. You’ll figure that one out later.
We travel with another class from the University of Hartford as well. There are about the same amount of them as us, and they definitely bring some variety to the trip, among other things. Some are watercolor painters, and others photographers.
This class is amazing in an obscene amount of ways. You and your classmates are carefully hand chosen to be part of an eye-opening experience. Everyone is just as into it as you are, which is an environment I’m not familiar with. One of the things I enjoyed most was meeting people who have the same passions and interests as me. There doesn’t seem to be enough time to get to know them before you go, but it doesn’t matter. Everyone is so high on life and excited to be traveling, that on the bus ride to JFK everything just falls into place. Naturally.

Never before have I traveled overseas with people I hardly knew, for such a detailed and structured week. It was the perfect amount of time and one of the best things I’ve ever done for myself. When you’re there, you never want to leave. And when you return, it’s like you never even left. Now the real work has begun; writing vignettes, photoshopping pictures, as well as creating a portfolio and a book. You are still living Sicily each and every class, and with all that you’ve come away with, it won’t be easy to forget.
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Wait....pirates?! Really?
By Peter Schworm and John Ellement, Globe Staff
Navy sharpshooters positioned on the fantail of a destroyer buffeted on choppy seas needed just three simultaneous shots to kill three Somali pirates in a daring high-seas rescue of a Vermont cargo ship captain being held at gunpoint, a Navy official said this morning.
Vice Admiral Bill Gortney said the snipers were given the order to fire after a pirate was seen holding an assault rifle to the head of Richard Phillips, a 53-year-old from Underhill, Vt., who had been held hostage for five days in a lifeboat in the pirate-infested waters off the coast of Somalia.
Gortney's comments shed more light on the dramatic nighttime rescue, which ended a five-day standoff with the heavily armed bandits. It was the first attack on a US-flagged ship in recent memory.
The commander of the destroyer USS Bainbridge believed Phillips was in "imminent danger" when he ordered the shooting, Gortney said this morning in a conference call with reporters. In a split-second decision, the snipers were given the go-ahead to open fire when two other hostage-takers were spotted "with their heads and shoulders exposed," Gortney said.
"The captain's life was in immediate danger," he said in a teleconference from Bahrain.
The Navy SEALs who shot the pirates arrived at the scene by parachuting from an aircraft into the sea, where they were picked up by the Bainbridge, the Associated Press reported.
Gortney said the pirates had made a ransom demand for Phillips's release, and throughout the crisis were threatening to kill him. He said the military had received "very clear guidance and authority" from the White House to take action if they believe the captain's life was in danger.
In a statement, President Barack Obama said, "I share the country's admiration for the bravery of Captain Phillips and his selfless concern for his crew. His courage is a model for all Americans."
The Navy said Phillips has contacted his family and is resting comfortably. Phillips's wife, Andrea, is scheduled to speak at a press conference in Burlington, Vt., this afternoon.
Phillips allowed his 19-member crew to go free when he surrendered to the pirates last week, family members said.
The killing of the pirates prompted threats of retaliation from a pirate spokesman and raised questions about how to secure shipping in the region. "From now on, if we capture foreign ships and their respective countries try to attack us, we we will kill them (the hostages)," Jamac Habeb told the AP from one of Somalia's piracy hubs, Eyl. He said US forces have "become our No. 1 enemy."
An airplane carrying a US congressman was fired on today as it took off at the Mogadishu International Airport, the representative's spokeswoman said. "His airplane was fired upon," Kerry McKenny, spokeswoman for US Rep. Donald Payne, Democrat of New Jersey, told CNN.
The ship's first mate, Shane Murphy, a graduate of Masschusetts Maritime Academy and son of a professor at the Bourne college, personally appealed to Obama to take aggressive action against the growing threat of piracy.
"All these crew members you see here worked as a family to defend our ship. Our captain must be proud of us because we did what he has always trained us to do," he said after his ship reached Kenya. "We did not let our ship go and today we are free and all alive.
"But today we are not sure that we are going to be that lucky next time because it is not always that easy. America should be at the forefront of this ... step in and end piracy because it is now a crisis," he said.
courtesy of boston.com
Is the Boston Globe getting shut down???
"A lot of people ask me whether I'm going to figure out a way to buy it," said Ben Taylor, former publisher of the Globe. But Taylor, like others thought to be considering the Globe's future these days, just shakes his head. "I tell them exactly what I've told you. I'm not even sure it's for sale, and I'm not actively pursuing anything here."
Speculation runs rampant, and down predictable paths: to members of the extended Taylor family or others connected to their era of Globe ownership; to some who voiced interest in the past, such as former Boston advertising maven Jack Connors, who says he's not currently involved in any discussions about purchasing the Globe. Other names crop up, but denials beget denials, or total silence.
"It's been very, very low-key conversation, nothing of a concrete nature," said John Fish, chief executive of Suffolk Construction Co., who's heard whispers about interested buyers in recent days, but is not considering buying the Globe himself.
The question is seen as, at least, premature, given that the Times's ultimatum to Globe unions has yet to play out. And still, the hope lingers, said Steve Grossman, a Newton resident, former chairman of the Democratic National Committee, and major local philanthropist, that some well-heeled Bostonian - or a group of them - will make sure the Globe doesn't close down.
"I can well imagine those conversations taking place," he said. "And I hope that they are."
But newspaper analysts, media consultants, and labor lawyers say it's not exactly that simple. Though some, like Connors and former General Electric chairman Jack Welch, have explored buying the Globe in recent years, it could be a hard sell now, analysts say, given the newspaper industry's gloomy outlook in general and the Globe's dreadful revenue picture in particular.
The 137-year-old newspaper, which is not officially for sale, lost $50 million last year, just shy of $1 million a week, and is projected to lose $85 million this year. Just as troubling to a potential buyer, analysts say, are the newspaper's underfunded pension liabilities and the union contracts protecting Globe staffers from the mailroom to the newsroom and providing, in some cases, lifetime-employment guarantees.
Mark Young, president of Natick-based Grist Mill Advisors and a financial adviser to media companies, said he would not advise anyone to buy an asset like the Globe until such contracts could be restructured - essentially scrapped or redone. And even then, new ownership would have its hands full. After all, the structural shift in the news business, driven by the Internet and threatening the Globe and media businesses of almost every kind, will be just as real for new owners.
The most recent crop of newspaper buyers has learned that lesson the hard way. In the last three years, private companies or individuals have swept in to snatch up major metropolitan newspaper companies in Chicago, Minneapolis, and Philadelphia. But in recent months, Tribune Co., owner of major newspapers in Chicago, Los Angeles, and many other media properties, has filed for bankruptcy protection, as have the Minneapolis and Philadelphia newspapers.
And even if a local angel were to appear, buying the Globe in the face of such negative news, all might not end positively for Globe staffers. In order to stop the newspaper from bleeding cash, analysts say, new ownership would likely have to make changes and cuts - fast.
"If somebody bought it, they might say, 'You guys are gone. See ya,' " said Ed Atorino, managing director of the New York-based Benchmark Company and a media analyst. "If your revenues are going from 100, to 80, to 60, eventually you hit muscle and bone. You just can't stay in business if your revenues keep going down."
The Times Co. delivered its ultimatum last Thursday, just days after the Globe completed a round of buyouts and layoffs, cutting the equivalent of 50 full-time newsroom positions. News of the ultimatum came out the next day, stunning reporters and editors as they prepared the weekend papers.
Spokesmen for both the Globe and Times Co. management declined to comment yesterday.
The Times Co. bought the Globe in 1993 for $1.1 billion - the most ever paid for a newspaper - and for years after that the paper was robustly profitable. But mirroring a trend playing out at newspapers across the country, the Globe's revenue has been declining - steeply - since 2004, according to a Barclays Capital report.
Revenue is off 25 percent since then, the report determined, and 12 percent last year alone, putting revenue around $443 million. But the report projects that the worst is far from over. By 2010, the Barclays report estimates, Globe revenue will have fallen to $350 million a year - a 41 percent drop in just six years.
Given these figures, analysts say, it was almost inevitable that the Times Co. would demand concessions from the unions, and the way the company has chosen to do it - by threatening to shutter the newspaper - is hardly unique. Other newspaper companies facing imploding financials have adopted a similar approach.
It's the equivalent of "negotiating with a gun at the table," said Doug Louison, a labor lawyer and partner at the Boston law firm Louison, Costello, Condon & Pfaff. "That's not collective bargaining," he added. "That's threatening unilateral termination."
But it can be effective, Louison said, in persuading people to negotiate. And if the union agrees to concessions, he added, potential buyers might find the Globe a more attractive asset. The business may be struggling, but the brand is still strong, said Taylor, the former publisher, and Young, the Natick-based financial adviser, agrees.
Assuming the union makes concessions, the Times Co. doesn't close the Globe, and the paper ultimately goes up for sale, someone probably will take a shot at buying it, Young said. But what might interest them most, he added, are certain pieces, not necessarily the company as a whole.
"The most attractive piece, I think, is Boston.com," he said. "That's the one I hear mentioned most often."
courtesy of boston.com
UMass baseball program rumored to be cut
Eli Rosenswaike, Collegian Staff
Published: Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Updated: Wednesday, March 25, 2009
UMass Baseball rumored casuality of budget shortfalls
On the cover of the soon-to-be-released 2009 media guide for the Massachusetts baseball team, there is an artist’s rendering of a new baseball field, dubbed: “The future home of Minuteman baseball.”
According to several published reports Tuesday, not only does UMass baseball’s future likely not have a new field – it may not even have a team.
The Boston Herald and Daily Hampshire Gazette reported that, because of the budget deficit problems at UMass, the baseball program may be cut as part of the planned decrease in spending.
Nothing has been officially announced yet, but UMass athletic director John McCutcheon says cuts in the athletic department are virtually inevitable.
“The campus is going through a historic reduction in funding. We are a part of that like every other unit on the campus. To comment on what the outcomes may be would be premature at this point,” McCutcheon told the Gazette.
“Obviously the chancellor [Robert Holub] in his comments to the state Legislature indicated that program reductions are going to be necessary for us to get to where we need to be.”
Rumors are swirling that the baseball program, which dates back to 1877 and is the longest-running team at UMass, will take the brunt of the damage.
Mike Stone, who has been the coach in Amherst since 1988, is both worried and mystified that this may happen.
“I’m obviously concerned. There are a lot of rumors, and each day that I’ve heard them, there’s been more and more,” Stone told the Gazette. “It’s very disturbing and distracting. We’re trying to play a season and we have to deal with this issue. It’s not good.
“To even think about dropping baseball with the history and tradition that it’s had at UMass for over 100 years doesn’t make any sense to me.”
The UMass Baseball Diamond Club Committee, which recently helped fund the designs of a new UMass baseball complex, is spearheading the movement to try to save the program. Phil LeBlanc and Dick Bresciani, the co-chairman of the committee, sent McCutcheon – as well as Holub, UMass president Jack Wilson and the board of trustees – a memorandum on why the program should not be cut.
“We implore you not to eliminate UMass baseball. Doing so will negatively impact the reputation, character and culture of UMass,” reads the memorandum. “The future of UMass Baseball has never been brighter than now due to the successful planning, financial commitments and partnership that the UMass Baseball Diamond Fund has put in place over the last year.”
McCutcheon said that one or more programs could be cut. In 2002, seven UMass teams, including men’s tennis, men’s and women’s gymnastics, women’s volleyball, men’s and women’s water polo and men’s indoor track and field, were cut. In 2004, men’s indoor track and field was reinstated.
“My job is try to assess it and have as competitive a department and as representative a Division I program at the end of the day that we possibly can have. I’m sure whatever recommendation I can make would not be supported by everybody,” McCutcheon told the Gazette. “It’s an extremely difficult process. Whenever you look at the process of eliminating sports, it’s catastrophic to those that are involved in it.”
“The opportunity to participate means a lot to the coaches, the student-athletes, to the fans. It’s a painful process. But the reality of where we are in the economy and where the state is in support of the university, it’s a reality that we unfortunately have to deal with.”
Former UMass baseball coach Dick Bergquist, who coached the team from 1967-1987, is joining in the movement to save the program. In a letter sent to McCutcheon dated March 23, Bergquist offered his thoughts on why getting rid of the program would be a mistake.
“New England is baseball country. Baseball is one of the two sports in Massachusetts high schools that is most popular in terms of numbers of teams. Denying participation in baseball at the State University would be tragic,” Bergquist wrote.
Bergquist thinks that a “hasty decision” is the quickest and easiest way out for the athletic department, “but it does not recognize over 100 years of baseball tradition.”
He has an alternative idea for McCutcheon.
“If the money problems are really that severe, other programs must assist by sacrifice also. This may be a time to restructure UMass athletics. A ten percent budget reduction by ALL teams would not be out of the question.”
The baseball program has made two NCAA Tournament appearances in Stone’s tenure (1995, 1996), has five Beanpot Championships (they won in 2008), and has captured eight Atlantic 10 titles. Overall, the program has qualified for 11 NCAA Tournaments – including two appearances in the College World Series (1954, 1969).
However, the team has struggled over the past five years, going a combined 89-141 from 2004-2008.
Bergquist concluded his letter with the following: “Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, ‘Do not go where the path leads. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.’”
“I urge you, John, to blaze a new trail by not cutting teams. Even though cutting teams is very painful, it is still the easiest way out. Do not make a hasty decision that the entire University may regret in the future. Baseball is worth saving!”
courtesy of dailycollegian.com
Vampires in a Prestigious Boston High School....okay seriously???
By Martin Finucane and Maria Cramer, Globe Staff
A school administrator wants to set the record straight: There are no vampires at Boston Latin.
The headmaster of the prestigious exam school took the unusual step today of sending a notice to faculty, students, and parents saying that "rumors involving 'vampires'" had begun spreading through the building Wednesday, causing disruption and anxiety for a number of students.
Lynne Mooney Teta asked everyone's help in calming the school community down.
"I seek your cooperation in redirecting your energy toward the learning objectives of the day. Please do not sensationalize or discuss these rumors," she said.
She also said she was concerned that some students' safety might be jeopardized because of the rumors, and asked students to report if any student is being harassed.
"At no time was anyone's safety in jeopardy," she said.
A law enforcement official with knowledge of the case said a group of girls at the school had been bullying at least one other student who like to dress in the style known as "Goth."
The official said the girls began spreading a rumor that the student was a would-be vampire, who had cut someone's neck and sucked their blood.
When Boston police went to the school Wednesday for an unrelated matter, that only fueled the rumor as students began speculating that the so-called "vampire" was being arrested.
The headmaster's notice, which was addressed to faculty and students and forwarded to parents, did not say exactly what the rumors were. Teta's office referred questions to a Boston schools spokeswoman, who didn't immediately have a comment.
Officer Eddy Chrispin, a Boston Police spokesman, said police went to the school Wednesday after hearing that some students were spreading rumors.
"We did go over there and speak to some of the students and quelled the rumors that were going and kind of told them the effect those rumors could have on the rest of the student population," he said.
Teen interest in vampires has surged in recent months with the release of "Twilight,'' the first movie from a popular Stephanie Meyer book series. Last weekend, "Twilight'' sleepover parties were held in many U.S. cities coinciding with the DVD release of the movie, starring teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson.
The prestigious Boston public school was founded in 1635, and its students have included Ben Franklin, Sam Adams, John Hancock, Louis Farrakhan, Sumner Redstone, and Nat Hentoff.
courtesy of boston.com
Blender is folding.. this sucks!
by Nat Ives
Published: March 26, 2009
NEW YORK (AdAge.com) -- Alpha Media Group closed Blender magazine today, eliminating about 30 jobs and reducing its portfolio of titles to Maxim alone. The April issue of Blender out now will be its last.

The decision, delivered to Blender staff in a meeting this morning, came as part of broader changes that also included the departure of Alpha co-CEO Glenn Rosenbloom and the integration of editorial staff for Maxim and Maxim Digital.
The remaining CEO, Stephen Duggan, said in a company memo that the company was closing Blender with great sadness. "Since 2001, Blender has provided unmatched music coverage and entertainment news in its unique voice to a profoundly dedicated audience of music enthusiasts," Mr. Duggan wrote. "We are particularly grateful to the sales team and to the tremendously talented editorial staff for their hard work and commitment to Blender."
Joe Levy, who was editor in chief at Blender, was named editor in chief of the combined Maxim editorial operation. Jim Kaminsky, Maxim magazine's editor in chief, is leaving the company. Ben Madden continues as group publisher. Jay Woodruff, editor in chief of Maxim Digital, was named chief content officer at Maxim. After the changes, Alpha will continue to employ 134 staffers.
Alpha, the former Dennis Publishing, has endured a series of difficulties and hard choices since its acquisition by Quadrangle Capital Partners and magazine-industry veteran Kent Brownridge in August 2007. The new owners punctuated the $240 million deal by immediately closing Stuff magazine, a sort of laddie shopping title.
But the recession and other factors complicated their plans. Mr. Brownridge, who'd come back from retirement after a long career at Wenner Media, lasted only a year as CEO before the co-CEOs took over. "It was a company that needed tremendous restructuring, which quite frankly took a little longer than I anticipated," Mr. Brownridge said as he gave up the CEO post.
By the end of last year, Quadrangle was seen negotiating with its lenders, including Cerberus Capital Management, as it struggled to make debt payments.
Alpha tried to build Blender's circulation, pushing its paid-circulation guarantee to 1 million from 800,000 at purchase. But copies distributed to public places such as waiting rooms grew the fastest, from 13,000 copies in the second half of 2007 to 100,000 a year later, according to company reports with the Audit Bureau of Circulations. Paid subscriptions fell 8% to 768,000, while newsstand sales declined 18% to 44,233.
Ad pages at Blender also plunged 31% last year and another 57% from January through April, according to the Publishers Information Bureau and Media Industry Newsletter. Monthlies as a whole, by comparison, sank 12% last year and another 22% through April. Ad pages at Maxim fell 11% in 2008 and 37% from January through April.
Mr. Duggan's memo to staff blamed the global financial crisis but said the company would persevere. "Alpha Media Group is weathering the current economic difficulties, and we are confident that with the changes we are implementing, the company is in the strongest position possible to continue moving forward," he said.
How was YOUR Spring Break?????
Mine was amazing. I went to Sicily with a Photojournalism class. Ate a lot, napped a lot, and took some kickass photos. What did you guys do?


No Doubt Gives Ticketmaster the Middle Finger

Recently reunited No Doubt are taking a note from The Boss and are attempting to cut out ripoff-extraordinaires Ticketmaster from their tour!
Tickets went on sale for the band's upcoming tour last Saturday, but the group gifted fan club members with first dibs on the best seats in the house!
No Doubt were granted 10% of the tickets for each show and sold them directly through their website, completely bypassing Ticketmaster's outrageous service charges.
"The impetus is to have people who want to be in the building to be the people buying the tickets — not speculators," Jim Guerinot, No Doubt's manager, tells reporters. "We've done it before and it works."
Fan club members were required to pay a $15 dollar fee, but with the charge came access to the band's entire digital audio catalog as well as stickers, magnets, and iron-ons promoting the new tour!
Love it!
More bands should take notice and stick it to the ticket monopolists!!
Down with Ticketmaster!!!
Barbie turns 50!....but is she still important?

Less than a foot tall, she has captivated young imaginations and courted controversy from the moment she arrived. Gone with the flow, adapted to changing times, and, to be frank, had some work done. Been pilloried, parodied, accessorized, analyzed, novelized, and fetishized to within an inch of her fabricated life.
Some question her iconic stature in a world populated by Bratz dolls and Britney videos, a rather harsh thing to say about an American legend who turns 50 next week.
She is, of course, Barbie, the original teenage fashion doll, who hits the Big Five-O on Monday. The milestone is not going unnoticed. Mattel, the toy maker that introduced Barbie five decades and a billion units ago, is rolling out commemorative dolls and staging events around All Things Barbie in an attempt to recapture market share lost over the past decade. Biographers are publishing, critics are criticizing, and retailers are hoping for a Barbie bonanza in a cratering economy, even as domestic sales of the doll have fallen by as much as 12 percent in recent years - down from $1.7 billion in 2003 - and Mattel has tried to sue the Bratz line, introduced in 2001 and now Barbie's biggest rival, right out of existence.
Nevertheless, Barbie remains a cultural and commercial force, the best selling - and most polarizing - toy doll ever. Generations of women have grown up with her wardrobes, careers, relatives, pets, playhouses, and romances (on and off) with Ken, a.k.a. the Boy Toy Who Won't Commit. Feminists, educators, and others have long accused her of sending harmful messages about body image and consumerism.
Ageless in many ways, Barbie is not immune to age issues, to be sure. As her target audience has grown younger, sliding downward from grade schoolers to preschoolers, more sophisticated, interactive dolls, toys, and video games have moved into her neighborhood. Once considered edgy, the first anatomically "adult" doll marketed to schoolgirls, Barbie now seems tame, a nursery-room innocent, compared to the real-life Barbies like Pamela Anderson and Jessica Simpson, who parade across the pop-culture stage. Tweens, meanwhile, have been lured away by the pouty-lipped Bratz dolls and by the Hannah Montana line, the Disney Co.'s entry into the fashion-doll sweepstakes. Sometimes it's hard to recall what all the fuss around Barbie was about, anyway.
"To be honest, at this age those (past controversies) don't play a part," says Kathy Wentworth, 42, who grew up with Barbie dolls and was helping her 5-year-old daughter, Colleen, pick out a Barbie at a Peabody toy store last week. "She just thinks Barbie is beautiful."
"And fun to play with," chimes in Colleen, who got her first Barbie at age 3, according to her mother, and now owns about 20 more.
courtesy of boston.com
Excuse Me Mr. Bachelor, what is your problem????
He had no choice.
That’s Jason Mesnick’s explanation for publicly dumping his fiancee, Bachelor winner Melissa Rycroft, in favor of runner-up Molly Malaney on Monday night’s finale. Jason says he would have preferred to have delivered the news to Rycroft off camera.
“There were things I needed to tell her in person and I was not allowed to see her. That was part of the deal. I signed up for it in my contract. Your relationship is — good and bad — in front of everybody,” says Mesnick, who talked exclusively to PEOPLE about the surprising turn of events.
“If I could have, I would have seen Melissa the night before. It killed me. It kills me now.”
The single dad, 32, proposed to an overjoyed Melissa, 25, in the two-hour finale. But on After the Final Rose, which was shot six weeks later, he gave her the boot and confessed he still had feelings for Molly, 24, who agreed to give him another chance. Mesnick, who was rejected by DeAnna Pappas on The Bacherlotte last year, says he knows what Bachelor viewers must think of him: ” ‘That guy is a jerk.’ But I’m not proud of what I had to do.”
Soon after The Bachelor’s cameras stopped rolling, the euphoria of his engagement to Melissa began to fade. “After we got back into the real world, all of a sudden, we had less to talk about and I didn’t know why. I started thinking wow, what’s happening? Why aren’t we communicating the way we did when the show was going on?” says Jason, who held off on sharing his doubts with Melissa.
“I didn’t say something right away because I wanted to figure out what was going in inside of me,” he says. “There was part of me that wanted things to work out with Melissa so bad. But the whole other piece was I had these crazy feelings for Molly.”
Finally, Jason says, he could not deny the truth: “Melissa and I just have different ways of communicating. We’re not right for each other.”?– Monica Rizzo
courtesy of people.com
Illinois mystery: Placentas found in sewage system

"Illinois mystery: Placentas found in sewage system"
Someone is disposing of placentas in a central Illinois sewage system and authorities want it to stop. Workers in Urbana on Thursday found a placenta in a filter that keeps large objects out of the sewage treatment plant — the third such find this year. So police have enlisted medical experts. "It was one of the weirdest calls I've ever received," said Julie Pryde, who heads the Champaign-Urbana Public Health District.
Urbana Police Lt. Bryant Seraphin remembered: "She said, 'You found a WHAT in the WHERE?'"
The unprecedented finds have officials wondering if a midwife or veterinarian, stressed by economic woes, has been avoiding the expense of paying for a medical waste disposal service.
Police aren't aiming for an arrest, Seraphin said, and nobody suspects foul play. The umbilical cords, still attached, were cut clean.
Placentas are potentially infectious, although health officials said the risk to the public is low. They just want the dumping to stop and hope publicity will achieve that. They are keen on solving the mystery.
Storm sewers and toilets drain to the system, so those seem to be the likeliest routes, Pryde said, "but I don't think my personal toilet at home would be able to flush a placenta."
Champaign County Coroner Duane Northrup said the placentas could be from home births, but he's not ruling out hospitals.
"We don't believe they were specimens kept for research or testing," Northrup said. "They appear to be fairly fresh, so to speak."
A state police lab detected human DNA in the first placenta tested, Northrup said. But since the sewage system is full of human DNA, he's waiting for results of more tests his pathologists are conducting on the two others found.
The placenta is an organ that joins mother and fetus and is expelled during birth. Officials don't believe there have been any deaths, the coroner said, and it's likely the babies are healthy.
State regulations allow parents to keep their baby's placenta, said state Environmental Protection Agency spokeswoman Maggie Carson. Some parents may want them for a post-birth ritual, she said.
"But it is never acceptable to put placenta into the sewer system," Carson said. "Never."
Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together???

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the "Umbrella" singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE.
"They're together again. They care for each other," says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean "Diddy" Combs's homes
Adds the source: "While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."
In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. "He called to wish her happy birthday," a source told the magazine. "They've reached out to each other. It's been mutual."
Brown was booked by LAPD for making criminal threats but the case has not yet been presented to the District Attorney, who will ultimately determine which charges, if any, will be prosecuted.
courtesy of people.com
New homes for Slumdog Millionaire child actors!

Hooray!
Rubina Ali and Azhar Ismail, two 'real life' slum kids who played the 'younger' version of Slumdog Millionaire's central characters, have been gifted with new family homes by the Indian government.
A government official said, "These two children have brought laurels to the country, and we have been told that they live in slums, which cannot even be classified as housing."
On Tuesday, we mentioned that the movies' producers were setting up professionally managed trusts for the child actors so they wouldn't have to live a life of squalor any more.
We're glad that the movie has brought good fortune to little Rubina and Azhar!
STACKERS PUB GRAND OPENING TONIGHT 02.25

The time has finally come! All the red tape has been cut and the hoops have been jumped through and we are finally allowed to open. Wednesday at 4:00 pm we will open our doors and we hope to see as many of you as possible over the next few days. Our capacity is being strictly enforced so try to get there early. Also if you have an out of state License you must have a back-up picture ID. I know it has taken a while but I hope you will appreciate what we have done with the place. Hope to see you there! --Brian Stahl, Owner
Octo-Babies Drama-Hospital May NOT Release Octo-Babies to Octo-Mom!!!

Good news!
Dr. Phil McGraw has revealed that a distraught Nadya "Octo-Mom Suleman" reached out to him on Tuesday for advice because the hospital that's currently caring for the premature Octo-Babies may not allow her to take them home.
Good!!!!!!
"What she is telling me is that unless and until she has a better living arrangement, that they are not likely to release the children to her," said Dr. Phil to the Los Angeles Times.
Sidenote, Octopussy and Dr. Phil have a pre-existing relationship, so it's not odd that she called him in her time of need. She's set to appear on two episodes of his show (the first of which is scheduled to air today, Wednesday).
The Octo-Babies' hospital, Kaiser in Bellflower, CA, has refused to comment on the dramz Dr. Phil blabbed about.
But, a neonatal nurse who works at another Kaiser branch provided some insights. Social workers apparently evaluate parents of very premature babies to determine what services the children and family may be entitled to.
"If they feel there's a risk to a baby, they contact Child Protective Services and Child Protective Services would make a determination as to whether or not there's a reason for concern," said the nurse.
Things aren't looking great for Nadya!
She's unemployed, lives off government assistance and could find herself homeless with the Octo-Babies and the six other kids that preceded them!
All y'all know Nadya and her six other kids have been living with Octo-Granny who's $23,000 behind in mortgage payments.
Octo-Mom, kids and Granny may be out on the streets if the outstanding monies aren't paid by May 5th!
We just want to see all 14 kids properly looked after!
courtesy of perezhilton.com
Academy Awards Reactions Continued. . .
Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role - Kate Winslet for The Reader
Our Pick - Happy to see Kate Winslet win one (Personally I think she got robbed in 2005 when she didn't win for Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind) although we were not that impressed with her performace in The Reader. We have gone with Anne Hathaway for her performance in Rachel Getting Married.
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role - Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight
Our Pick - As good as Robert Downey Jr., Josh Brolin, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman are in just about everything, Heath Ledger is clearly the winner here. He took an iconic character, made it his own and created a performance that we couldn't look away from. He did an amazing job
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role - Penélope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Our Pick - Penelope Cruz was great as the firey psychotic artist and we at the Jolt would have made the same pick. Although we feel that Marisa Tomei was excellent in The Wrestler and we wouldn't have been upset if she had won instead.
My picks for the Best and Worst dressed at the Oscars!
As we all know, the Academy Awards are just as much about who wore what as they are about who actually walks home with the Oscar. The red carpet becomes a virtual who's who of well-known designers, as well as some up-and-comers and a few hangers-on (translation: Tina Knowles pimping her unfabulous House of Deréon creation on daughter Beyonce). So, who brought the fabulous and who looked straight-up fugly? Here are my picks for best and worst dressed:
Best: Freida Pinto (star of Best Picture winner Slumdog Millionaire)

Freida absolutely rocked it in an amazing John Galliano creation, an altered version of a dress from the Spring 2009 runway collection. The Slumdog Millionaire starlet looks flawless in the sari-like assymetrical dress, and the royal blue looks gorgeous against her skin tone. The detailed beading and the lacy one sleeve make this dress a true standout. In my opinion, you can't go wrong with a classic like John Galliano, and Freida looks every bit worthy of her title as the star of the Best Picture. Well done!
Worst: Miley Cyrus (Disney starlet/singer)

Miley is seriously struggling in this Zuhair Mohad monstrosity, from the Couture 2009 collection Le Bal des Sirenes. From the strange seashell belt to the scale-like tiers of the skirt, this looks a bit too Disney-inspired even for Miley. The mermaid mess looks like it weighs more than she does, and belongs more at a costume party than the biggest red carpet event of the year. Miley has fallen under harsh criticism as of late for dressing a bit racy and revealing for her age, so it makes sense that she would choose a somewhat modest look, but modest doesn't equal tragic, lady. This dress hurts my eyes.
So there you have it. Whether you agree or disagree with my picks, there is no question that the 2009 Oscars showcased some of the best fashions of the upcoming year. Its only a matter of time before we see the knock-offs flooding department store racks.
So what's the deal with Rihanna and Chris Brown?
LOS ANGELES—As police probe whether one of their own leaked a picture of a bruised and beaten woman that appears to be Rihanna, the image is sparking a discussion of the impact it could have on the issue of domestic violence. The celebrity Web site TMZ, which posted the photo Thursday night, did not explain its origin. The site wrote only that it was taken after an altercation between platinum-selling singer and her boyfriend, fellow pop star Chris Brown.
Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton acknowledged Friday afternoon that the photo could prove embarrassing to the woman pictured, a view shared by some advocates for abused women. But in the welts and marks on the face of the woman in the photo, some also saw a teaching moment.
"If it could happen to Rihanna, it could happen to anyone," said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. There are an estimated 4.8 million domestic violence attacks on women and another 2.9 million attacks on men each year, according to the National Center for Injury Prevention and Control.
"Maybe it is a good idea if it's her, if young girls see this," said Susan Murphy-Milano, a Chicago author and advocate for battered women. She said she hopes it makes them think, "Is the next picture going to be of her in a morgue?"
Both women expected the image, which even Bratton wouldn't go so far as to confirm was Rihanna, could spark a new awareness about domestic violence.
"The reality that domestic violence can happen to anyone, even someone with fame and celebrity, ought to bring home the point that this is a problem for our entire society," Gandy said. "We can't avoid or ignore it."
Bratton told reporters that along with launching an internal investigation into whether the photo is police evidence, he is also looking into how TMZ obtained the picture. He said the department may pursue a felony conspiracy case against TMZ and whomever might have helped them get the image.
Bratton said he suspected someone within the department leaked the photo, but did not elaborate or go so far as to confirm that it came from police evidence files.
"We are not treating this lightly," Bratton said. "It's an embarrassment to this department if in fact evidence was leaked.
"It's going to be a very painful experience for any personnel from this department and possibly those who they may have engaged in a conspiracy with to violate the laws of California."
TMZ did not say how it obtained the image and a publicist for the site did not return a phone or e-mail message seeking comment Friday.
Brown, 19, was arrested Feb. 8 on suspicion of making felony criminal threats, but police have not publicly identified his alleged victim. The woman was Rihanna, according to a person familiar with the situation, who was not authorized to speak publicly on the matter and requested anonymity.
A spokesman for Brown said the singer had no further comment beyond a statement released Sunday in which he said he was "sorry and saddened" about the incident. His attorney has not returned calls seeking comment.
Rihanna broke her silence on Friday, her 21st birthday, by releasing a statement through Rubenstein Associates.
"At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown," the statement read. "She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time."
The singer canceled a planned birthday bash in New York and postponed concerts overseas in the days following the incident.
Prosecutors are still waiting for police to present more evidence against Brown. Bratton said Friday that detectives are working quickly to finish that investigation, and the inquiries into the leak.
Both Gandy and Murphy-Milano said one of the reasons the photo's release is so shocking is because domestic violence isn't in the spotlight except for when it involves high-profile couples.
"Such a graphic image may give people pause and make them think about what we're doing for the women who don't have resources to escape and take care of themselves," Gandy said. She said the country's economic problems will translate into more domestic violence cases as families suffer financial strain.
And from a painful image, Murphy-Milano hoped a new advocate for battered women might have been made.
"I think she could be a very important voice and a tool for other people," she said of Rihanna. "She could turn this around," Murphy-Milano said, and tell others, "'Don't be me.'"
courtesy of boston.com
I'm sure we could all use a warm coffee shop to duck into on today's rainy day... by yours truly
Coffee Shop Spotlight: Rao's & Amherst Coffee
By: Katherine Neubert, Feb. 19, 2009 (www.dailycollegian.com)

Upon entering Rao’s Coffee, located at 17 Kellogg St., you may feel yourself a little overwhelmed with the busy bodies rushing about; The tables are filled with chess players, cute couples on dates, old friends catching up, and more importantly, those hip young students from the five college area, typing away ferociously on their laptops. What ever could they be working on? They’ve only been here for five hours already, and have since ordered one large skinny iced chai (with light ice), a raspberry and lime Italian soda, and a sesame bagel toasted with cream cheese.
University of Massachusetts senior Amy Kent says in an average week she visits Rao’s coffee once, usually to get her homework done.
“I like that it has a lot of bathrooms, and the level of noise is OK to concentrate,” Kent said. Her drink of choice is a café mocha.
Not into the mocha flavored coffee drinks? No worries there; Rao’s has a unique menu with about 20 different options for coffee lovers. And if you’re not much of a coffee aficionado, Rao’s also offers one extensive menu on different teas and another for food, serving Belgian waffles, wraps, pastries made in house, paninis, and more. They’ve got a nifty mix and match option for soups, salads and wraps as well.
Mount Holyoke alumna Aubrey Schomer says that she enjoys the atmosphere at Rao’s, and went there a lot when she was a student.
“You can stay for as long as you want and no one will get on your ass about it,” said Schomer.
Behind the counter, about four to five employees help to keep the constant flow of coffee goers at bay. Low, mellow music permeates the cafe. The baristas dress casually – no aprons, no hats, no dress code. The splotchy, marble-like yellow painted walls serve as a temporal location for local artists’ work. At certain times of the day, what seems like a stampede can be heard from above. “Jumanji” didn’t just move in, that’s just AmherstYogaCenter upstairs.
If that’s not your style and you’re looking for a less crowded, more quaint setting to enjoy your caffeine jolt, try Amherst Coffee, down the street and around the corner from Rao’s at 28 Amity St.
Amherst Coffee is a tad smaller, offering only one large room as compared to two rooms at Rao’s, but their super high ceilings and very large windows make up for it. Not to mention that they have a bar that sells alcohol. Wait what? Aren’t we talking about a coffee shop?
You can usually find UMass sophomore Martie McGowan there throughout the week. She is an employee there and yet says she still comes in on her days off to tackle some homework.
“I come here for the free coffee and aesthetic atmosphere,” she said. “It’s close to my house.”
McGowan is a tea lover, and knows almost all of the people in there – “the regulars.”
The environment is peaceful and quiet, with large wooden tables, counter space at the bar and deep red brick walls. Their menu is concise, with only about nine options and they only accept cash. Amherst baristas dress in dark, collared button-down shirts that look freshly ironed.
UMass graduate student Matt Gifford says he can be found in Amherst Coffee about five times a week. He won’t go anywhere else for his espresso.
“They have the best espresso in the area, and there is always a place to sit,” Gifford says. He comes here primarily to do homework, like most of the customers.
The crowd seems slightly older than Rao’s. Many strangers share the same space at the communal dining table in the center of the room. There is also a cushioned couch-like window seat, if you’re lucky enough to snag it. Jazz is the music of choice at Amherst Coffee; the vibe is bit more refined, if you will.
While the ambience and style of these two java huts differ, both are a great place to sit down and get to work.
Student Arrested for Classroom Texting


"Student Arrested For Classroom Texting
Wisconsin girl, 14, nabbed after refusing to stop messaging"
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Student Arrested For Classroom Texting
Wisconsin girl, 14, nabbed after refusing to stop messaging
A 14-year-old Wisconsin girl who refused to stop texting during a high school math class was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, according to police. The teenager was busted last Wednesday at Wauwatosa East High School after she ignored a teacher's demand that she cease texting. The girl, whose name we have redacted from the below Wauwatosa Police Department report, initially denied having a phone when confronted by a school security officer. However, the phone was located after the girl was frisked by a female cop. The Samsung Cricket, the police report noted, was recovered "from the buttocks area" of the teenager. The student was issued a criminal citation for disorderly conduct, which carried "a bail of $298," and had her phone confiscated. The girl, who was barred from school property for a week, is scheduled for an April 20 court appearance on the misdemeanor rap.
Octuplet Mom's Family Home Is In Default
By Howard Breuer and Johnny Dodd (People.com)
The house where Nadya Suleman, the mother of newborn octuplets, currently lives with her six older children is in default because her mother hasn't paid the mortgage for 10 months, PEOPLE has confirmed.
The house was purchased by Suleman's mother, Angela, with an adjustable rate mortgage on March 8, 2006, before housing prices took a nose dive. Angela Suleman owes $23,225 on a $453,750 note, and hasn't paid any of her monthly $1,512 installments since last April, records show.
"It's tough times we are in right now," Angela Suleman tells PEOPLE exclusively.
When asked whether she has tried to negotiate with her lender, IndyMac Federal Bank of Pasadena, Calif., Suleman replied, "I haven't even had time right now, but I'm sure I could do something."
An IndyMac spokesman emphasized that the Feb. 5 default filing is only a first step toward foreclosure, and a sign that the bank has either not been able to reach the owner or hasn't been able to work anything out. The Whittier property is not in foreclosure, and it remains to be seen if or when a foreclosure auction might be scheduled, the spokesman says.
Properties in California are typically sold at auction three to six months after a notice of default is filed, but the sale can be delayed by any number of things, including a bankruptcy filing by the owner or an arbitrary decision by the bank, says IndyMac spokesman Evan Wagner.
"We take these things one case at a time – there's no shortage of people struggling to make their mortgage payments right now," Wagner tells PEOPLE. "Roughly more than 10 percent of our customers are 60 or more days behind."
Nadya's father, Ed Doud, has hinted that the family has another property where Nadya can bring home her octuplets over the next few weeks, when they are released from Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center.
Bristol Palin speaking out about teen pregnancy

Bristol Palin is speaking out to anyone who will listen about preventing teen pregnancy!
A little too late for prevention, isn't it Bristol??
"Everyone should wait 10 years. I hope people learn from my story⦠It's so much easier if you're married, have a house and career. It's not a situation you want to strive for," Sarah Palin's spawn suggested to aspiring teen mothers on Monday.
At least she's being honest!!
She also disagrees with her mother's view on abstinence, saying it's "not realistic at all," explaining that "It was my choice to have the baby. It doesn't matter what my mom's views are on it. It was my decision."
Teen abstinence may not be realistic, Bristol, but using a condom is!!!
Wrap it up!
Navy hunts shark that attacked diver in Sydney Harbour
Navy hunts shark that attacked diver in Sydney Harbour
THE sailor savaged by a shark in Sydney Harbour has been named as Able Seaman Clearance Diver Paul Degelder.
The 31-year-old lost one hand and part of a leg in the incident shortly before 7am (AEDT) at the navy base near the iconic Harrys Cafe de Wheels at Woolloomooloo.
Seaman Degelder - of the Royal Australian navy’s Clearance Diving Team 1, based at HMAS Waterhen at Waverton in Sydney’s north - was carring out an anti-terrorism exercise off the HMAS Darwin docked at Garden Island at the time.
The divers involved in the incident could not identify the species or size of the shark - but it is believed to have been a bull shark.
"The attack occurred very quickly," Australian Fleet Commander Rear Admiral Nigel Coates said.
"The shark attacked the diver (and) our diver punched the shark, I believe, a couple of times.
"The shark then disappeared very quickly - it was all over, I'm told, in a few seconds."
Admiral Coates told how Seaman Degelders fought off the shark.
"He was with a police diver, I understand, at the time because the exercise included police divers. The attack occurred on the surface,'" he said.
"He fought off the shark. He hit the shark a few times, as I understand it, and then swam a couple of metres to the safety boat which was obviously nearby.
"The safety boat people got him on board, applied first aid, rang triple-0, got him to the ambulance and up to the hospital."
Seaman Degelders was taken to St Vincent's Hospital, where a spokesman at 11am (AEDT) said he had undergone surgery and was now in intensive care in a serious but stable condition.
"He's improved a little bit," the spokesman said.
"He's out of surgery and he's in recovery."
Admiral Coates said it was the first time he had heard of a navy diver being injured in such an incident.
Since February 2, the Navy has been conducting its Kondari Trial to test new technologies designed to protect Australia's ports, naval bases and ships from water attacks.
The trials include detecting divers with SONAR equipment and using remotely operated underwater vehicles to inspect the hulls of ships, as well as piers and surrounding sea beds.
But those operations have been called off following the attack.
"We have suspended our diving activities over this exercise until further notice," Admiral Coates said.
"I understand there are boats out looking for the shark."
The last shark attack in Sydney Harbour was at Athol Bay, near Taronga Zoo, in 2000, and the last fatal shark attack in the Harbour occurred in 1963 - when Martha Hathaway was killed by a bull shark at Middle Harbour.
Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
Little family ... Alfie, Chantelle and baby Maisie
Lee Thompson
Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.
“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”
Alfie's story, broken exclusively by The Sun today has sparked a huge political storm with Tory leader David Cameron saying: "When I saw these pictures this morning, I just thought how worrying that in Britain today children are having children.
"I hope that somehow these children grow up into responsible parents but the truth is parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about right now."
PM Gordon Brown refused to comment directly on the story but said it was important that the Government did all it could to prevent teenage pregnancies.
Alfie’s dad Dennis yesterday told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.
He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.
And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”
Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.
They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.
But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.
Devoted ... Alfie holds and cuddles Maisie
Lee Thompson
After that Alfie’s family told only those closest to them for fear he would be “demonised” at school.
Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.
Last night she told The Sun: “I’m tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.”
“He said I should tell my mum but I was too scared.
“We didn’t think we would need help from our parents. You don’t really think about that when you find out you are pregnant. You just think your parents will kill you.”
But Penny figured out what was going on after buying Chantelle a T-shirt which revealed her swelling tum.
Chantelle admitted she and Alfie — who are both being supported by their parents — would be accused of being grossly irresponsible. She said: “We know we made a mistake but I wouldn’t change it now. We will be good loving parents.
“I have started a church course and I am going to do work experience helping other young mums.
“I’ll be a great mum and Alfie will be a great dad.”
Caring ... Alfie bottle feeds his little daughter
Lee Thompson
Chantelle and Maisie were released from hospital yesterday. They are living with Penny, Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne. The family live on benefits. Alfie, who lives on an estate across town with mum Nicola, 43, spends most of his time at the Steadmans’ house.
He is allowed to stay overnight and even has a school uniform there so he can go straight to his classes in the morning.
Alfie’s dad, who is separated from Nicola, believes the lad is scared deep down.
He said: “Everyone is telling him things and it’s going round in his head. It hasn’t really dawned on him. He hasn’t got a clue of what the baby means and can’t explain how he feels. All he knows is mum and dad will help.
“When you mention money his eyes look away. And she is reliant on her mum and dad. It’s crazy. They have no idea what lies ahead.”
Dennis, who works for a vehicle recovery firm, described Alfie as “a typical 13-year-old boy”.
He said: “He loves computer games, boxing and Manchester United.” Dennis, who has fathered nine kids, told how he was “gobsmacked” when he discovered Alfie was to be a dad, too.
He said: “When I spoke to him he started crying. He said it was the first time he’d had sex, that he didn’t know what he was doing and of the complications that could come.
“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”
Chantelle’s mum said: “I told her it was lovely to have the baby but I wish it was in different circumstances. We have five children already so it’s a big financial responsibility. But we are a family and will pull together and get through.
“She’s my daughter. I love her and she will want for nothing.”
Last night Michaela Aston, of the anti-abortion Christian charity LIFE, said: “We commend these teenagers for their courage in bringing their child into the world.
“At the same time this is symptomatic of the over-sexualisation of our youngsters and shows the policy of value-free sex education just isn’t working.”
Today Sussex Police and the local council's children services said they have investigated the case and pledged continued support for the young parents.
Britain’s youngest known father is Sean Stewart. He became a dad at 12 when the girl next door, 15-year-old Emma Webster, gave birth in Sharnbrook, Bedford, in 1998. They split six months later.
Courtesy of http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage
Fiery plane crash in upstate NY kills 50--Including widow of 9/11
CLARENCE, N.Y.—A commuter plane dropped out of the sky without warning and nose-dived into a suburban Buffalo house in a fiery crash that killed all 49 people aboard and one person in the home. It was the nation's first deadly crash of a commercial airliner in 2 1/2 years.
The cause of the disaster was under investigation, but other pilots were overheard around the same time complaining of ice building up on their wings -- a hazard that has caused major crashes in the past.
The twin turboprop aircraft -- Continental Connection Flight 3407 from Newark, N.J. -- was coming in for a landing when it went down in light snow and fog around 10:20 p.m. Thursday about five miles short of the Buffalo Niagara International Airport.
Witnesses heard the plane sputtering before it plunged squarely through the roof of the house, its tail section visible through flames shooting at least 50 feet high.
"The whole sky was lit up orange," said Bob Dworak, who lives less than a mile away. "All the sudden, there was a big bang, and the house shook."
Two others in the house escaped with minor injuries. The plane was carrying a four-member crew and an off-duty pilot. Among the 44 passengers killed was a woman whose husband died in the World Trade Center attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
Federal investigators found the black box recorders in the plane's tail that could shed light on what went wrong, but they said the smoldering debris was still too hot to remove bodies. The recorders were on their way to Washington for examination.
No mayday call came from the pilot before the crash, according to a recording of air traffic control's radio messages captured by the Web site LiveATC.net. Neither the controller nor the pilot showed concern that anything was out of the ordinary as the airplane was asked to fly at 2,300 feet.
A minute later, the controller tried to contact the plane but heard no response. After a pause, he tried to contact the plane again.
Eventually he told an unidentified listener to contact authorities on the ground in the Clarence area.
Erie County Emergency Coordinator David Bissonette said it appeared the plane "dove directly on top of the house."
"It was a direct hit," Bissonette said. "It's remarkable that it only took one house. As devastating as that is, it could have wiped out the entire neighborhood."
The 74-seat Q400 Bombardier aircraft, also known as the Dash 8, in Thursday's disaster was operated by Colgan Air, based in Manassas, Va. Colgan's parent company, Pinnacle Airlines of Memphis, Tenn., said the plane was new and had a clean safety record.
The nearly vertical drop of the plane suggests a sudden loss of control, said William Voss, a former official of the Federal Aviation Administration and current president of the Flight Safety Foundation, a nonprofit advocacy group.
Voss suggested that icing or a mechanical failure, such as wing flaps deploying asymmetrically or the two engines putting out different thrust, might have caused the crash, he said.
After the crash, at least two pilots were heard on air traffic control messages saying they had been picking up ice on their wings. "We've been getting ice since 20 miles south of the airport," one said.
Ice on the wings of a plane can alter aerodynamics and interfere with lift and handling. The danger is well known among pilots.
In general, smaller planes like the Dash 8, which uses a system of pneumatic de-icing boots, are more susceptible to icing problems than larger commuter planes that use a system to warm the wings. The boots, a rubber membrane stretched over the surface, are filled with compressed air to crack any ice that builds up.
A similar turboprop jet crash 15 years ago in Indiana was caused by icing, and after that the NTSB issued icing recommendations to more aggressively use the plane's system of pneumatic de-icing boots. But the FAA hasn't adopted it. It remains part of the NTSB's most-wanted safety improvements list.
The National Transportation Safety Board sent a team of investigators to Buffalo. The Department of Homeland Security said there was no indication of terrorism.
While residents of the neighborhood were used to planes rumbling overhead, witnesses said it sounded louder than usual, sputtered and made odd noises.
David Luce said he and his wife were working on their computers when they heard the plane come in low. "It didn't sound normal," he said. "We heard it for a few seconds, then it stopped, then a couple of seconds later was this tremendous explosion."
Dworak drove to the site, and "all we were seeing was 50- to 100-foot flames and a pile of rubble on the ground. It looked like the house just got destroyed the instant it got hit."
One person in the home was killed, and two others inside, Karen Wielinski, 57, and her 22-year-old daughter, Jill, escaped with minor injuries.
The plane was carrying 5,000 pounds of fuel and apparently exploded on impact, Erie County Executive Chris Collins said.
It was the first fatal crash of a commercial airliner in the United States since Aug. 27, 2006, when 49 people were killed after a Comair jetliner mistakenly took off from a Lexington, Ky., runway that was too short.
About 30 relatives and others who arrived at the Buffalo airport overnight were escorted into a private area and then taken by bus to a senior citizens center in the neighboring town of Cheektowaga, where counselors and representatives from Continental waited to help.
The 9/11 widow on board was identified as Beverly Eckert. She was heading to Buffalo for a celebration of what would have been her husband's 58th birthday, said Mary Fetchet, a 9/11 family activist.
Clarence is a growing eastern suburb of Buffalo, largely residential but with rural stretches. The crash site is on a street of older, single-family homes about 20 to 25 feet apart that back up to a wooded area.
The crash came less than a month after a US Airways pilot guided his crippled plane to a landing in the Hudson River in New York City, saving the lives of all 155 people aboard. Birds had apparently disabled both its engines.
On Dec. 20, a Continental Airlines plane veered off a runway and slid into a snowy field at the Denver airport, injuring 38 people.
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Courtesy of Boston.com
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SHARE YOUR STRENGTH-still openings for this group! This is a confidential ten to twelve week support group for survivors of rape, sexual assault and child sexual abuse. The group will focus on sharing your experience of sexual assault with other survivors in the group.The group will help participants connect with other survivors in a safe and supportive environment. Schedule:Group meets Wednesday nights, beginning in February. Exact time, date and location to be announced. $$$ for child care is available An initial interview with the group facilitators is required. Please call 413.545.5834 ext. 3 for more information, or call our 24 hour hotline at 413.545.0800. (TTY: 413-577-0940). If you are a person with a disability or you require accommodations please contact Becky Lockwood @ 413.577.0940 (TTY); RLockwood@stuaf.umass.edu or 413.545.5832(voice).
Happy First Day of Class!
Happy First Day of Class!
I can't believe we are back to the grind already... phew. How many days until Spring Break???!!!???

BUH-BYE BUSH! ;)
Obamarama - I was in DC for the Inauguration
I haven’t even left cloud 9 yet where I've been since approximately 10:30a.m. yesterday, when I arrived in DC after an hour and a half metro ride (what should have been and ended up being on the ride home only about a 10 minute ride). I was blessed enough to not have gone back to school yet and my best girlfriend Maggie and I were fortunate to have the day off from work to. We spent the entire wonderful/overwhelming/spectacular/tear-jerking/historic day standing in a rather snug (and windy-free) crowd of millions of people this morning in 27 degree weather, while our toes got almost completely frost bitten under three layers of socks, two pairs of pants, two long sleeve shirts, my dad's old school down vest, and a skii jacket. The toes are fine now (after many a Jack Daniels shot and Irish car bombs. Have I mentioned how generous bartenders have been about this whole Obama thing?) Anyway, after we barely escaped the fenced in area where we were literally trapped for an hour like cattle being herded, and the toes continued to freeze, we finally made it to Independence Avenue where we walked all the way from the National Mall, where we were stationed between the Capital and the Monument, around the Monument, past the WWII Memorial, along the reflecting pond (“Jennaaayyy!”), down to the Lincoln Memorial, and then finally up and down M street to Georgetown, where we then proceeded to get drunk at two in the afternoon. It took an hour and a half to get my cheeseburger, with no ketchup or tomato (they were all out in house) at McFadden's. Not to mention the mob scene at one of the only metro's that would let you get the heck out of DC, Foggy Bottom. At one point, we were about to walk across the Key Bridge into Virginia, where I live and could finally catch a ride home. But instead we decided to stay for five hours and watch the new love of my life—oops, I mean, the new President of the United States—parade around DC, and take then metro later when it was less crowded, and we were a lot warmer.
All that aside, I am completely overwhelmed with joy and happiness, and that warm and fuzzy feeling you sometimes get. I’m still on the verge of tears, can't wait to share this story with the kids.
CONGRATS!!!!!
CLASSES ARE OVER!
(i know i'm late, classes and everything ended for me last wednesday... hence, my break has already started and im in vacay mode)
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS!
Kevin Federline: My Side of the Story
Kevin Federline has been called many things in the nearly five years since Britney Spearswalked into his life: boy toy, gold-digger, wannabe rapper, partier. These days he answers to one name: Daddy.
Since splitting with Spears in 2006 – and then watching in fear as she went through her very public breakdown – the former backup dancer, 30, has channeled all of his energy into their sons Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2. (Federline also has two kids, Kori, 6, and Kaleb, 4, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson, 32.)
Now that Spears, 27, is getting her life back on track, they're sharing parenting duties again – and Federline is ready to tell his side of the story exclusively to PEOPLE.
Do you remember when you first met Britney?
I met her at a club in Hollywood, Joseph's. Our eyes met and that was it. We just hit it off right away. I learned real fast how much of a whirlwind the press and everything was.
What are your happiest memories of the marriage?
Well, getting married. I never thought that I would get married but it wound up happening. That was a really, really, happy, exciting moment. I pretty much realized that I was giving my life to her, and I was doing it without question.
What went wrong?
It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Are things getting better?
Oh, man, it's totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There's structure over there, there's structure at my house. We're trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn't have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there.
courtesy of people.com
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"The Way I Am" Recounts a rap star's Shady past
A private star takes off the raps
Here's a frank confession: "I'm only as crazy as people made me," writes rap star Eminem in his new, scathingly honest memoir, "The Way I Am." Indeed, he has a point. His father abandoned him. Two uncles committed suicide. He was beaten by classmates. And at age 14 he moved from a trailer park in Missouri to various homes in Detroit, where he and his mother faced evictions and subsisted on welfare. Is it any wonder that Eminem became one of the angriest rappers of all time?
"I've always had issues with my temper. I used to wave guns in front of people's faces," he writes. "I used to hit people for the dumbest reasons in the world. . . . My brains were scrambled."
Enter hip-hop as the savior. "I don't know how else to put it - this is the only thing that I'm good at," he writes, noting that composing rhyme schemes "forced me to get off my [rear] and shout [expletive] at people."
Eminem (born Marshall Mathers III) shouted so well that he has since won nine Grammy Awards. There remains a fascination with his back story - and he shares it liberally here (part of the book came from interviews with journalist Sacha Jenkins), except for talking about his ex-wife, Kim, the subject of much vitriol in his music. They have a daughter, Hailie, who has clearly softened Eminem's harder edges. He devotes good chunks of this snappy, street-vernacular-filled memoir to his efforts as a father. "Eminem - concerned and involved parent," he notes. "Not what you'd expect, huh?"
No, probably not, but millions of record sales later (with a palatial Detroit house to show for it), Eminem emerges as a maturing figure despite the volatility of his past. There are still F-bombs and other swear words throughout the book, but he makes an attempt to grow up. He's gone through rehab and anger-management counseling as he's tried to transcend the more vicious side of his personality represented by the alter-ego rap alias of Slim Shady in "The Slim Shady LP," which sold 9 million copies.
This is not a genteel memoir but a compelling look at a gritty, workaholic rapper who first made a name in one-on-one contests against black rappers in Detroit's Hip Hop Shop. "It was the 'White Man Can't Jump' theory. No one thought the white boy would win," he writes.
Eminem's rapper/best friend Proof took him under his wing ("he was my ghetto pass") and trained him in relentless rhyming sessions by picking a word and seeing how many rhymes Eminem could produce for it, or choosing five words and asking him to create rhymes for each of them in under a minute. Eminem became a perfectionist, as revealed by the dozens of lyric sheets that accompany this book (which includes 250 photographs as well as a companion DVD shot by the author). The lyrics are photographed from personal notebooks and hotel stationery in a tiny, manic scrawl. The images can be even more controversial and violent than what finally appeared on the records. Sample lyric: "It's like I just explode, my head is a stovetop."
Eminem is notoriously private (he says he often stays home now to avoid possible conflicts in clubs), so this memoir may be as much as we hear about his inner life for a while. He also addresses the importance of his rehab in 2005 and the impact that Proof's death in a shooting in a Detroit club two years ago had on him. You end up pulling for Eminem, because his past life was so chaotic and impoverished.
He says cryptically on the DVD that "it might seem like my life is balanced now . . . if you only knew!" Perhaps we'll never know what is going on in Eminem's mind, but this memoir helps explain the many obstacles he had to hurdle just to stay alive.
Courtesy of The Boston Globe
It's Official

It's Official
Barack Obama named Hillary Clinton his Secretary of State on Monday morning in Chicago.
Good News for Arrested Development Fans!

Good News for Arrested Development Fans
It looks like there's a really good chance that an Arrested film WILL happen!
Mitch Hurwitz, who created and exec produced the Emmy-winning comedy series and legendary director Ron Howard have supposedly closed a deal with Fox to work on the big screen adaptation.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Hurwitz is on board to write the film as well as direct with help from Howard.
We're excited about the possibility of Jason Bateman and Michael Cera teaming up again!
McCain Defends Palin

Poor John McCain.
It must be tough having to go out and lie to everyone!
Tuesday night, McCain was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for his first interview since losing the presidential election, and he had some interesting things to say.
Like the fact that McCain believes Sarah Palin didn't cost him the election.
We agree, she probably didn't cost him the entire election, but she was definitely a reason why MANY people were hesitant to vote for him!
McCain said, "I'm so proud of her and I'm very grateful she agreed to run with me. She inspired people, she still does. I couldn't be happier with Sarah Palin."
He did add, "I could tell you a lot of things that we may have made mistakes on," but never went on to list them.
Mistake #1: Getting tricked into choosing Sarah Palin for VP.
And in reference to anonymous top officials disclosing Palin's outrageous shopping sprees, McCain said, "I think I have at least a thousand, quote, top advisers. A top adviser said? ⦠I've never even heard of ⦠a top adviser or a high-ranking Republican official."
He didn't directly address the wardrobe issue.
McCain then added about Palin, "The people were very excited and inspired by her. That's what really mattered, I think. She's a great reformer."
And when Leno asked if he would run again in 2012 when he'll be 76, McCain admitted, "I wouldn't think so. We are going to have another generation of leaders come along."
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BARACK OBAMA: OUR 44TH PRESIDENT
Barack Obama elected 44th president
Barack Obama, a 47-year-old first-term senator from Illinois, shattered more than 200 years of history Tuesday night by winning election as the first African-American president of the United States.
A crowd of 125,000 people jammed Grant Park in Chicago, where Obama addressed the nation for the first time as its president-elect at midnight ET. Hundreds of thousands more — Mayor Richard Daley said he would not be surprised if a million Chicagoans jammed the streets — watched on a large television screen outside the park.
“If there is anyone out there who doubts that America is a place where anything is possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer,” Obama declared.
OBAMA WINS!
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Candidates and ballot questions
- Candidates on the ballot
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Mad Dog Palin : Rolling Stone
MATT TAIBBIPosted Oct 02, 2008 3:00 PM

I'm standing outside the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota. Sarah Palin has just finished her speech to the Republican National Convention, accepting the party's nomination for vice president. If I hadn't quit my two-packs-a-day habit earlier this year, I'd be chain-smoking now. So the only thing left is to stand mute against th fit-for-a-cheap-dog-kennel crowd-control fencing you see everywhere at these idiotic conventions and gnaw on weird new feelings of shock and anarchist rage as one would a rawhide chew toy.
All around me, a million cops in their absurd post-9/11 space-combat get-ups stand guard as assholes in papier-mâché puppet heads scramble around for one last moment of network face time before the coverage goes dark. Four-chinned delegates from places like Arkansas and Georgia are pouring joyously out the gates in search of bars where they can load up on Zombies and Scorpion Bowls and other "wild" drinks and extramaritally grope their turkey-necked female companions in bathroom stalls as part of the "unbelievable time" they will inevitably report to their pals back home. Only 21st-century Americans can pass through a metal detector six times in an hour and still think they're at a party.
The defining moment for me came shortly after Palin and her family stepped down from the stage to uproarious applause, looking happy enough to throw a whole library full of books into a sewer. In the crush to exit the stadium, a middle-aged woman wearing a cowboy hat, a red-white-and-blue shirt and an obvious eye job gushed to a male colleague — they were both wearing badges identifying them as members of the Colorado delegation — at the Xcel gates.
"She totally reminds me of my cousin!" the delegate screeched. "She's a real woman! The real thing!"
I stared at her open-mouthed. In that moment, the rank cynicism of the whole sorry deal was laid bare. Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.
And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket. And if she's a good enough likeness of a loudmouthed Middle American archetype, as Sarah Palin is, John Q. Public will drop his giant-size bag of Doritos in gratitude, wipe the Sizzlin' Picante dust from his lips and rush to the booth to vote for her. Not because it makes sense, or because it has a chance of improving his life or anyone else's, but simply because it appeals to the low-humming narcissism that substitutes for his personality, because the image on TV reminds him of the mean, brainless slob he sees in the mirror every morning.
Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she's a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she's the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation.
The Palin speech was a political masterpiece, one of the most ingenious pieces of electoral theater this country has ever seen. Never before has a single televised image turned a party's fortunes around faster.
Until the Alaska governor actually ascended to the podium that night, I was convinced that John McCain had made one of the all-time campaign-season blunders, that he had acted impulsively and out of utter desperation in choosing a cross-eyed political neophyte just two years removed from running a town smaller than the bleacher section at Fenway Park. It even crossed my mind that there was an element of weirdly self-destructive pique in McCain's decision to cave in to his party's right-wing base in this fashion, that perhaps he was responding to being ordered by party elders away from a tepid, ideologically promiscuous hack like Joe Lieberman — reportedly his real preference — by picking the most obviously unqualified, doomed-to-fail joke of a Bible-thumping buffoon. As in: You want me to rally the base? Fine, I'll rally the base. Here, I'll choose this rifle-toting, serially pregnant moose killer who thinks God lobbies for oil pipelines. Happy now?
But watching Palin's speech, I had no doubt that I was witnessing a historic, iconic performance. The candidate sauntered to the lectern with the assurance of a sleepwalker — and immediately launched into a symphony of snorting and sneering remarks, taking time out in between the superior invective to present herself as just a humble gal with a beefcake husband and a brood of healthy, combat-ready spawn who just happened to be the innocent targets of a communist and probably also homosexual media conspiracy. She appeared to be completely without shame and utterly full of shit, awing a room full of hardened reporters with her sickly-sweet line about the high-school-flame-turned-hubby who, "five children later," is "still my guy." It was like watching Gidget address the Reichstag.
Within minutes, Palin had given TV audiences a character infinitely recognizable to virtually every American: the small-town girl with just enough looks and a defiantly incurious mind who thinks the PTA minutes are Holy Writ, and to whom injustice means the woman next door owning a slightly nicer set of drapes or flatware. Or the governorship, as it were.
Right-wingers of the Bush-Rove ilk have had a tough time finding a human face to put on their failed, inhuman, mean-as-hell policies. But it was hard not to recognize the genius of wedding that faltering brand of institutionalized greed to the image of the suburban-American supermom. It's the perfect cover, for there is almost nothing in the world meaner than this species of provincial tyrant.
Palin herself burned this political symbiosis into the pages of history with her seminal crack about the "difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick," blurring once and for all the lines between meanness on the grand political scale as understood by the Roves and Bushes of the world, and meanness of the small-town variety as understood by pretty much anyone who has ever sat around in his ranch-house den dreaming of a fourth plasma-screen TV or an extra set of KC HiLites for his truck, while some ghetto family a few miles away shares a husk of government cheese.
In her speech, Palin presented herself as a raging baby-making furnace of middle-class ambition next to whom the yuppies of the Obama set — who never want anything all that badly except maybe a few afternoons with someone else's wife, or a few kind words in The New York Times Book Review — seem like weak, self-doubting celibates, the kind of people who certainly cannot be trusted to believe in the right God or to defend a nation. We're used to seeing such blatant cultural caricaturing in our politicians. But Sarah Palin is something new. She's all caricature. As the candidate of a party whose positions on individual issues are poll losers almost across the board, her shtick is not even designed to sell a line of policies. It's just designed to sell her. The thing was as much as admitted in the on-air gaffe by former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan, who was inadvertently caught saying on MSNBC that Palin wasn't the most qualified candidate, that the party "went for this, excuse me, political bullshit about narratives."
The great insight of the Palin VP choice is that huge chunks of American voters no longer even demand that their candidates actually have policy positions; they simply consume them as media entertainment, rooting for or against them according to the reflexive prejudices of their demographic, as they would for reality-show contestants or sitcom characters. Hicks root for hicks, moms for moms, born-agains for born-agains. Sure, there was politics in the Palin speech, but it was all either silly lies or merely incidental fluffery buttressing the theatrical performance. A classic example of what was at work here came when Palin proudly introduced her Down-syndrome baby, Trig, then stared into the camera and somberly promised parents of special-needs kids that they would "have a friend and advocate in the White House." This was about a half-hour before she raised her hands in triumph with McCain, a man who voted against increasing funding for special-needs education.
Palin's charge that "government is too big" and that Obama "wants to grow it" was similarly preposterous. Not only did her party just preside over the largest government expansion since LBJ, but Palin herself has been a typical Bush-era Republican, borrowing and spending beyond her means. Her great legacy as mayor of Wasilla was the construction of a $15 million hockey arena in a city with an annual budget of $20 million; Palin OK'd a bond issue for the project before the land had been secured, leading to a protracted legal mess that ultimately forced taxpayers to pay more than six times the original market price for property the city ended up having to seize from a private citizen using eminent domain. Better yet, Palin ended up paying for the fucking thing with a 25 percent increase in the city sales tax. But in her speech, of course, Palin presented herself as the enemy of tax increases, righteously bemoaning that "taxes are too high" and Obama "wants to raise them."
Palin hasn't been too worried about federal taxes as governor of a state that ranks number one in the nation in federal spending per resident ($13,950), even as it sits just 18th in federal taxes paid per resident ($5,434). That means all us taxpaying non-Alaskans spend $8,500 a year on each and every resident of Palin's paradise of rugged self-sufficiency. Not that this sworn enemy of taxes doesn't collect from her own: Alaska currently collects the most taxes per resident of any state in the nation.
The rest of Palin's speech was the same dog-whistle crap Republicans have been railing about for decades. Palin's crack about a mayor being "like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities" testified to the Republicans' apparent belief that they can win elections till the end of time running against the Sixties. (They're probably right.) The incessant grousing about the media was likewise par for the course, red meat for those tens of millions of patriotic flag-waving Americans whose first instinct when things get rough is to whine like bitches and blame other people — reporters, the French, those ungrateful blacks soaking up tax money eating big prison meals, whomever — for their failures.
Add to this the usual lies about Democrats wanting to "forfeit" to our enemies abroad and coddle terrorists, and you had a very run-of-the-mill, almost boring Republican speech from a substance standpoint. What made it exceptional was its utter hypocrisy, its total disregard for reality, its absolute unrelation to the facts of our current political situation. After eight years of unprecedented corruption, incompetence, waste and greed, the party of Karl Rove understood that 50 million Americans would not demand solutions to any of these problems so long as they were given a new, new thing to beat their meat over.
Sarah Palin is that new, new thing, and in the end it won't matter that she's got an unmarried teenage kid with a bun in the oven. Of course, if the daughter of a black candidate like Barack Obama showed up at his convention with a five-month bump and some sideways-cap-wearing, junior-grade Curtis Jackson holding her hand, the defenders of Traditional Morality would be up in arms. But the thing about being in the reality-making business is that you don't need to worry much about vetting; there are no facts in your candidate's bio that cannot be ignored or overcome.
One of the most amusing things about the Palin nomination has been the reaction of horrified progressives. The Internet has been buzzing at full volume as would-be defenders of sanity and reason pore over the governor's record in search of the Damning Facts. My own telephone began ringing off the hook with calls from ex-Alaskans and friends of Alaskans determined to help get the "truth" about Sarah Palin into the major media. Pretty much anyone with an Internet connection knows by now that Palin was originally for the "Bridge to Nowhere" before she opposed it (she actually endorsed the plan in her 2006 gubernatorial campaign), that even after the project was defeated she kept the money, that she didn't actually sell the Alaska governor's state luxury jet on eBay but instead sold it at a $600,000 loss to a campaign contributor (who is reportedly now seeking $50,000 in taxpayer money to pay maintenance costs).
Then there are the salacious tales of Palin's swinging-meat-cleaver management style, many of which seem to have a common thread: In addition to being ensconced in a messy ethics investigation over her firing of the chief of the Alaska state troopers (dismissed after refusing to sack her sister's ex-husband), Palin also fired a key campaign aide who had an affair with a friend's wife. More ominously, as mayor of Wasilla, Palin tried to fire the town librarian, Mary Ellen Emmons, who had resisted pressure to censor books Palin found objectionable.
Then there's the God stuff: Palin belongs to a church whose pastor, Ed Kalnins, believes that all criticisms of George Bush "come from hell," and wondered aloud if people who voted for John Kerry could be saved. Kalnins, looming as the answer to Obama's Jeremiah Wright, claims that Alaska is going to be a "refuge state" for Christians in the last days, last days which he sometimes speaks of in the present tense. Palin herself has been captured on video mouthing the inevitable born-again idiocies, such as the idea that a recent oil-pipeline deal was "God's will." She also described the Iraq War as a "task that is from God" and part of a heavenly "plan." She supports teaching creationism and "abstinence only" in public schools, opposes abortion even for victims of rape, has denied the science behind global warming and attends a church that seeks to convert Jews and cure homosexuals.
All of which tells you about what you'd expect from a raise-the-base choice like Palin: She's a puffed-up dimwit with primitive religious beliefs who had to be educated as to the fact that the Constitution did not exactly envision government executives firing librarians. Judging from the importance progressive critics seem to attach to these revelations, you'd think that these were actually negatives in modern American politics. But Americans like politicians who hate books and see the face of Jesus in every tree stump. They like them stupid and mean and ignorant of the rules. Which is why Palin has only seemed to grow in popularity as more and more of these revelations have come out.
The same goes for the most damning aspect of her biography, her total lack of big-game experience. As governor of Alaska, Palin presides over a state whose entire population is barely the size of Memphis. This kind of thing might matter in a country that actually worried about whether its leader was prepared for his job — but not in America. In America, it takes about two weeks in the limelight for the whole country to think you've been around for years. To a certain extent, this is why Obama is getting a pass on the same issue. He's been on TV every day for two years, and according to the standards of our instant-ramen culture, that's a lifetime of hands-on experience.
It is worth noting that the same criticisms of Palin also hold true for two other candidates in this race, John McCain and Barack Obama. As politicians, both men are more narrative than substance, with McCain rising to prominence on the back of his bio as a suffering war hero and Obama mostly playing the part of the long-lost, future-embracing liberal dreamboat not seen on the national stage since Bobby Kennedy died. If your stomach turns to read how Palin's Kawasaki 704 glasses are flying off the shelves in Middle America, you have to accept that Middle America probably feels the same way when it hears that Donatella Versace dedicated her collection to Obama during Milan Fashion Week. Or sees the throwing-panties-onstage-"I love you, Obama!" ritual at the Democratic nominee's town-hall appearances.
So, sure, Barack Obama might be every bit as much a slick piece of imageering as Sarah Palin. The difference is in what the image represents. The Obama image represents tolerance, intelligence, education, patience with the notion of compromise and negotiation, and a willingness to stare ugly facts right in the face, all qualities we're actually going to need in government if we're going to get out of this huge mess we're in.
Here's what Sarah Palin represents: being a fat fucking pig who pins "Country First" buttons on his man titties and chants "U-S-A! U-S-A!" at the top of his lungs while his kids live off credit cards and Saudis buy up all the mortgages in Kansas.
The truly disgusting thing about Sarah Palin isn't that she's totally unqualified, or a religious zealot, or married to a secessionist, or unable to educate her own daughter about sex, or a fake conservative who raised taxes and horked up earmark millions every chance she got. No, the most disgusting thing about her is what she says about us: that you can ram us in the ass for eight solid years, and we'll not only thank you for your trouble, we'll sign you up for eight more years, if only you promise to stroke us in the right spot for a few hours around election time.
Democracy doesn't require a whole lot of work of its citizens, but it requires some: It requires taking a good look outside once in a while, and considering the bad news and what it might mean, and making the occasional tough choice, and soberly taking stock of what your real interests are.
This is a very different thing from shopping, which involves passively letting sitcoms melt your brain all day long and then jumping straight into the TV screen to buy a Southern Style Chicken Sandwich because the slob singing "I'm Lovin' It!" during the commercial break looks just like you. The joy of being a consumer is that it doesn't require thought, responsibility, self-awareness or shame: All you have to do is obey the first urge that gurgles up from your stomach. And then obey the next. And the next. And the next.
And when it comes time to vote, all you have to do is put your Country First — just like that lady on TV who reminds you of your cousin. U-S-A, baby. U-S-A! U-S-A!
[From Issue 1062 — October 2, 2008]
Sarah Palin's Debate Flow Chart

Palin is well on her way to success (Not).
From HuffingtonPost.com.
O.J. Guilty On All Counts

We haven't been following his Las Vegas trial, but we're definitely following his GUILTY verdict.
O.J. Simpson was cleared of murder 13 years ago, but now he faces life in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping.
The former NFL was found guilty on all 12 counts, including conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault and kidnapping with a deadly weapon.
According to reports:
The jury of nine men and three women, none of them African-American, began deliberations Friday after hearing from 22 witnesses over 12 days of testimony. Chief among the witnesses were seven of the nine people inside Room 1203 of the Palace Station Hotel and Casino for the September 13, 2007 confrontation.
The evidence included testimony from the two dealers, four co-defendants who cut plea deals and cooperated with prosecutors and hours of often-profane, crackling, secretly recorded audiotapes.
Prosecutors alleged that the men, led by Simpson, burst into the room, flashed a gun and threatened memorabilia dealers Bruce Fromong and Al Beardsley.
The men then filled two pillowcases with Simpson trinkets, signed Pete Rose baseballs and Joe Montana lithographs. Simpson's defense attorneys maintained their client was merely trying to retrieve personal photographs and other mementos that belonged to him.
Neither Simpson nor his co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart testified during the trial
All this for a little memorabilia?
'SNL sends up VP debate with Fey, Queen Latifah'

NEW YORK—It's starting to feel like Tina Fey is running for vice president.
Fey again returned to "Saturday Night Live" to play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as the sketch comedy show continued to pull out all the stops in its election year season. Queen Latifah dropped by to portray Thursday's debate moderator, PBS's Gwen Ifill, and cast member Jason Sudeikis stepped into the role of Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden.
The "SNL" take on the week's political events has become a dependable part of the news cycle this fall, offering near-immediate parodies of the presidential candidates, Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain, and their running mates. The show -- particularly the opening sketches -- have resonated with higher ratings for the NBC program and increased traffic on its Web site where early-to-bed viewers catch the talked-about sketches in the days after.
Saturday night's opening sketch of the VP debate appeared likely to garner similar buzz thanks to Fey's popular Palin impression. Winking and giving answers not always directly related to Queen Latifah's questions, Fey's Palin said that if she was elected, her decisions would be guided by considering "what would a maverick do?"
At the end of the segment, she asked with flute in hand, "Are we not doing the talent portion?"
Palin was runnerup in the 1984 Miss Alaska contest.
Sudeikis, with hair slicked back and a tight-fitting suit, portrayed Biden as conflicted in his feelings for McCain, whom he called "a raging maniac and a dear, dear friend."
Saturday's "SNL" concluded the opening run of four straight shows -- including three with guest appearances from Fey, a former cast member and head writer for "SNL" whose day job is starring in, producing and writing for NBC's "30 Rock." The network has said her appearances on "SNL" are being decided on a week-to-week basis.
The show has shown its willingness this fall to cast from beyond its current lineup. Last week, former cast member Chris Parnell returned to play Jim Lehrer, the moderator of the first presidential debate.
"SNL" -- which was hosted Saturday by Anne Hathaway with the Killers performing -- will get its first weekend off this week. But it will still capitalize on election campaign fodder with the first of three prime-time "Weekend Update" specials beginning Thursday.
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Boy fed zoo reptiles to crocodile
A seven-year-old boy has been filmed going on the rampage at a popular zoo in Australia, killing rare reptiles and feeding live ones to a crocodile.
Footage from the security cameras at Alice Springs Reptile Centre caught the child smiling as he killed a total of 13 animals.
During his 30-minute spree, he was seen hurling the animals over the security fence into the crocodile enclosure.
Zoo officials described the boy's actions as "unbelievable".
They are considering suing the parents as the boy is too young to be prosecuted.
'Difficult to replace'
The attack happened on Wednesday morning after the boy entered the zoo by jumping over the security fence and evading sensor alarms.
Over the next half hour, he bludgeoned some of the animals to death with stones and hurled others over the two fences surrounding the crocodile enclosure.
At one point, he tried scaling the outer enclosure himself to get to "Terry", the 11ft (3.3m) saltwater crocodile.
A turtle, four Western blue-tongued lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and the zoo's 20-year-old goanna were among those killed.
Zoo director Rex Neindorf said many of the animals were rare or mature and would be difficult to replace.
"The fact a seven-year-old can wreak so much havoc in such a short time, it's unbelievable," he told Reuters news agency.
Mr Neindorf said the boy had "clammed up" when questioned by police.
As children under the age of 10 cannot be held accountable for their actions in the Northern Territory, the zoo would be seeking to take action against the parents.
"We'll be looking at suing the parents, who were supposedly in control of him at the time," he said.
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*this article can be found @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7649876.stm
Princess Diaires sold for thousands

Despite the royal reverence that Princess Diana has been elevated to in the years following her tragic death, private letters to her nanny reveal a woman still plagued with common problems.
The letters, which are set to hit the auction block at the end of the month, convey family concern, insecurity and even pregnancy discomfort, further proving Diana to truly be the People's Princess.
She was born into an aristocratic family and engaged to Prince Charles when she was 19 in 1981. They married that summer and had two sons together - Princes William and Harry.
The couple divorced in 1996 and in 1997 Diana died tragically alongside then boyfriend Dodi Fayed when their limousine crashed in a Paris tunnel, hassled by pursuing paparazzi.
She left behind a turbulent legacy and became one of the first women to enter celebrity as we know it now. She conducted a great deal of charity work with poise and elegance.
But the letters give us an insight into the person behind the princess.
In the letters written to her nanny, Mary Clarke, she worries about trying to marry off elder sister Sarah and how even Prince Charles was a candidate who fatefully declined. While pregnant with Prince William she laments being so sick that she longs "for the day when I can eventually sit on the loo as to looking over it!" She also confesses her insecurity, fearing that she looks like an "elephant" when she dances.
One letter that a 17-year-old Diana wrote to her nanny concerning the failed courtship between her older sister and future husband Prince Charles sold for a whopping a 12,431 pounds (22,000 dollars!!!).
In the same letter, the elegant Diana reveals her very human insecurity, saying that though she loves to sing and dance she believes she is awful at both.
Three other letters sold for 16,079 pounds - yup, that's about $30,000!!!
Article and photo courtesy of www.perezhilton.com
Red Sox Playoffs
BOSTON -- With the thirst for postseason champagne lingering around the Red Sox for a second straight night, not even overwhelming American League Cy Young Award favorite Cliff Lee was going to prevent the corks from popping.
The Red Sox truly earned their 5-4 victory in this Tuesday night clincher against the Indians, getting to the normally dominant Lee for two runs in the fourth and three more in the fifth.
Now that they've solidified their fifth postseason berth in the past six years, the Red Sox can go about the business of trying to become Major League Baseball's first repeat World Series champions since the 2000 Yankees.
"It feels great," said Red Sox manager Terry Francona. "It's probably a little different each time, different emotions, but it certainly doesn't become less enjoyable or less satisfying, and it's nice to know that we have more baseball to play. We'll see how the week unfolds and keep everybody healthy, feeling good, and try to win, and see what happens."
Though the 92-65 Red Sox are still in mathematical contention for the American League East title, their most likely entry into the playoffs will be as the Wild Card winner, which would earn them an AL Division Series matchup with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, a best-of-five set that would start in Anaheim on Oct. 1 or 2.
The only way the Red Sox can win the AL East is to run the table over their final five games and have the 95-62 Rays go 1-4. Tampa Bay would win the division if the teams finished with the same record, because it won the head-to-head season series. For Boston, it was just thrilled to know that they are one of the eight teams moving on.
When it was over, the Red Sox playfully jumped on top of each other before retreating to the clubhouse for the celebration. Several players also came back on the field to celebrate with the fans.
"It feels great," said Red Sox left fielder Jason Bay. "I can't really describe it right now. I'm just jumping around like a kid. We've been on the doorstep for a while, but to finally get in and be able to celebrate, it does feel pretty special for me. Especially the journey that I carved to get here."
By earning their spot into the postseason, the Red Sox officially eliminated the Yankees, who are out of the postseason for the first time since 1993.
Veteran knuckleballer Tim Wakefield, the only player to be on Boston's past eight postseason entries dating back to 1995, earned the win, allowing six hits and four runs (all of which were scored in the fifth inning) over six innings. Wakefield walked one and struck out six.
"It was unbelievable," said Wakefield. "I thought we'd squeak it out last night, but the guy who we were facing tonight was, obviously, a hurdle but our offense did a great job."
Fittingly, Kevin Youkilis (two-run homer in the fourth) and Dustin Pedroia (two-run double in the fifth) provided two of the biggest hits of the night. They've been Boston's most consistent offensive players all season.
And it was equally appropriate that Bay, who has been so productive since coming over in the trade for Manny Ramirez on July 31, drove in the go-ahead run, a two-out RBI single up the middle in the fifth.
Indians manager Eric Wedge opted to intentionally walk Youkilis, giving Bay a chance to come up big again.
"Not that you need any incentive, but sometimes somebody gets walked in front of you, you want it a little extra," said Bay. "It was nice to get it, and to have it hold up. The bullpen came through huge, and it held up. My hit at that point put us ahead, but you look at David [Ortiz], you look at Youk, you look at [Pedroia]. Everybody pitched in today, and that's kind of the way it's been since I've been here."
Doing it against Lee meant something as well, considering that the postseason is always filled with top-notch opposing starters.
"If we're going to win, we're going to have to beat guys like that," said Bay. "To come out and do it just kind of shows what this team is made of."
Clinging to a 5-4 lead after reliever Manny Delcarmen loaded the bases with two outs in the seventh, Francona went to lefty Hideki Okajima to face Victor Martinez. And Okajima, amid a tense, eight-pitch at-bat, got Martinez to pop a 3-2 pitch to Youkilis to end the threat.
Jonathan Papelbon came on to escape a two-out, bases-loaded jam in the eighth. He then navigated the ninth for save No. 41, giving the Fenway faithful good reason to erupt.
"It's amazing," said Red Sox center fielder Coco Crisp. "This is where you want to be at this moment. There's nothing better. We've still got a chance to try to go all the way."
The first step is complete.
article courtesy of www.mlb.com
Brady out for season
Posted by Mike Reiss, Globe Staff September 8, 2008 04:03 PM
The worst fears of the Patriots and their fans were confirmed this afternoon when the team announced that quarterback Tom Brady would miss the rest of the season with an injury to his left knee. He will be placed on injured reserve.
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/reiss_pieces/2008/09/bill_belichick_7.html
Drug-Addicted Elephant
"Drug-addicted elephant kicks heroin habit"

The four-year-old bull elephant, referred to alternately as "Big Brother" or "Xiguang" in state media reports, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used spiked bananas to control him.
After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, the elephant was confirmed to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms and sent to a wild animal protection center in Hainan for rehab, Xinhua news agency said on Thursday.
A year of methadone injections at five times the human dosage had helped wean Xiguang off his addiction.
Now clean, Xiguang was expected to arrive on Saturday at a wildlife park in Kunming, capital of the elephant's home province of Yunnan on the mainland.
Xiguang's return would cap a 1,500-km journey home, Xinhua said, and mark another step in the elephant's triumph over addiction.
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