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Warcraft or Escorts?

"A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel...read the full article here

These kids were obviously barking up the wrong tree when they ordered a few hookers at the age of 13. I can't imagine that this story is real having read it a few different places with different content, but it is sure funny to imagine a group of kids deeply engrossed in video games and not interested in the high-priced escorts that they ordered. Not to mention, the punishment for spending 30K on daddy's credit card!

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Creepy or Hilarious?

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Stack Those Cups! Stack Those Cups! Stack Those Cups!

This kid gave up GTA4 to practice stacking an unstacking these yellow cups. We are not sure if it is a good or bad thing...

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Watch Out for the Zipper!

Imagine how amazing the outtakes are. It must hurt to get caught in the zipper. And I can't really imagine women being able to achieve the same feat with jeans that are tighter...

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Laid By Txt Msg

If you thought that drunk-dialing was bad, drunk-texting can be even worse because it's not clear just how hammered you are from the misspellings. Friends know when to say when: Just Say No To Txt!

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Miss South Carolina: Education at Its Finest!

What did she say?!?